Meet Pusspuss. Drama included.
Fluffy. Confident. Extremely vocal when ignored. Pusspuss believes every room is improved by his presence and every laptop is technically a heated bed.
Pusspuss
CATChief Attention Officer · Snack Supervisor
Pusspuss at a glance.
Important compatibility information before you make the dangerous decision to become emotionally attached.
Get to know Pusspuss.
He would like to talk about himself.
Being admired immediately, warm laptops and strategically timed treat negotiations.
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Open something that sounds vaguely like a packet of food.
🦴I occupy the exact piece of furniture you were planning to use.
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Dramatic, fluffy and deeply committed to making absolutely everything about me.
😼Green flags. Red flags.
Green flags
- Confident
- Nosy in a helpful way
- Secretly affectionate
- Excellent office morale booster
Red flags
- Will judge your snack choices
- May sit on important paperwork
- Does not understand “later”
- Far too cute to discipline effectively
Highly experienced office professional.
Pusspuss takes his responsibilities seriously, provided none of them interfere with sleeping.
Pusspuss' daily vibe.
You and Pusspuss might work if...
Final approval remains entirely at Pusspuss' discretion.
Not feeling the chemistry? Risky, but okay.
There are more highly qualified office animals waiting to judge you.