Meet Binx. The King.
Calm, watchful and fully aware of his importance. Binx runs the room without ever needing to raise his voice.
Binx
KINGChief Presence Officer · Executive Nap Director
His Majesty at a glance.
Consider this the important information to review before requesting an audience.
An audience with Binx.
You may ask questions. His Majesty may or may not answer.
A warm sunny corner, a premium blanket and absolutely no unnecessary interruptions.
☀️Quiet admiration and being served before I need to ask twice.
✨Sitting nearby while pretending I am not enjoying your company.
😼I am affectionate. The schedule is simply determined by me.
💙Green flags. Royal warnings.
Green flags
- Calm and composed
- Low effort, high authority
- Affectionate on royal terms
- Guardian of office peace
Royal warnings
- May ignore you if tribute is insufficient
- Assumes every seat belongs to him
- Silently judges poor snack choices
- Not available for basic nonsense
Running the office without lifting a paw.
Binx has carefully delegated all physical labour while retaining full executive authority.
Binx's daily vibe.
You and Binx might be a match if...
Applications remain subject to royal approval.
Not ready for royalty? Meet the rest.
The FURRR office dating pool contains several other questionable but lovable candidates.